Still racing just to stay in place,
our team met a French opponent of surprising digressiveness.
Playing hard, taking to the fundamentals
of the now omnipresent theory, our team performed
at maximum decompression and comprehensively embroided
the deeper spirit of Monsieur Raymond Poulidour.

Maubeuge, late June 1997









"Nothing has done more to loosen whatever tenuous hold
the tenets of connoisseurism still have upon my soul
than my engagements with the unfathomable intricacies
of Time's Up's hypercompetitive racing extravaganza"

- Pierre X (name withheld by default)

The 8cycle Velodrome as
a group decompression
exercise

Arnie demonstrating advanced
decompression techniques for
bar patrons
--->hear him deflate!